These next couple are some from
basic training...they may not make any sense to you...but I liked
them :) Ok...just to warn you...these are from the Army...so the
language is kind of harsh...but what do you expect from a bunch
of men staying together 24/7?
"Provide the enemy with the maximum
opportunity to die for their country" DS Junior
"March of fuc**** Die" DS
"You are about two seconds away
from pi**ing me off" DS McCaskil to my platoon
"Tell your drill sergeant you
are a lazy worthless bitch" Some DS to PVT Wollum
"I will PT you until your fuc****
heart explodes" One of DS Grady's favorite sayings
"All right mother fuc**ers it's
on" DS Grady to us when we messed up PT
"It feels like 6 little tinkle
bells tickling my testicles...like they sprinkled pixie dust!"
SPC Goldstein announcing the feeling of Dr. Scholls when placed
"If you really want to know it's
a fuc**** felony" DS McCaskil to a PVT for losing his military
"What the FU**" Everyone
"Don't sweat the small sh**"